New bug sited! This thing hops 6 feet up in the air! Mama chased it with a paper and then ran outdoors screaming. Wouldn't you know I found a BIGGER one to play with and Mama's screaming was LOUDER as she ran out the door. Upon research I found that they are.. CRICKETS.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I can collect them and sell them?
Well meow meow meow that is good news!
Now if I can just control myself and not bite their legs off!